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Every Movie I Watched in 2022, Ranked
"Glass Onion," "Babylon," And All The Streaming Movies To Catch Before The End Of The Year
“Glass Onion,” “Babylon,” And All The Streaming Movies To Catch Before The End Of The Year
'Avatar: The Way Of Water' Isn't A Movie, I'm Not Sure What It Is
“Avatar: The Way Of Water” Isn’t A Movie, I’m Not Sure What It Is
Tom Cruise's latest stunt, the sex life of a 190-year-old tortoise, and the metabolism bible
Meet the man who shot himself 192 times point blank...for science
What Is The Greatest Movie Of All Time?
What Is The Greatest Movie Of All Time?
Monks on meth, killer robot cops and the AI that rewrites Hamlet as Donald Trump
I'll Love You And Eat You, 'Bones And All'
I’ll Love You And Eat You, “Bones And All”
Dating is 40% more expensive than a decade ago
'She Said' And 'The Menu' Put My Micro-Targeting Theory To The Test
“She Said” And “The Menu” Put My Micro-Targeting Theory To The Test
Never underestimate the wrath of the Swifties!
'Black Panther: Wakanda Forever' And 'The Fabelmans' Are Two Sides Of The Same Coin
“Black Panther: Wakanda Forever” And “The Fabelmans” Are Two Sides Of The Same Coin
Metabolism, midterm elections, and Daniel Craig shaking his booty
'Armageddon Time' And The Downsides Of Hollywood's New Auteur Theory
“Armageddon Time” And The Downsides Of Hollywood’s New Auteur Theory
Imagine if you had to retake the SATs because it flew out the window of the delivery truck
Catching Up! 'The Banshees of Inisherin,' 'All Quiet On The Western Front,' and 'Ticket to Paradise'
Catching Up! “The Banshees of Inisherin,” “All Quiet on the Western Front,” “Ticket to Paradise”
Why being too smart kinda ruins everything
INTRODUCING: The No Content For Old Men Cinephile Bucket List
The Prospect Of A Great Movie Year Slips With 'Amsterdam,' 'Tár' and 'Triangle of Sadness'
GIFs are dying, sports fans are dancing, and one woman is dating exclusively millionaires
In 'Smile' And 'Blonde,' Trauma Always Wins
In “Smile” And “Blonde,” Trauma Always Wins
Someone bought Mark Zuckerberg’s childhood baseball card for $105,000
'Don't Worry Darling' Has Everyone Buzzing, But Not Because It's Good
“Don’t Worry Darling” Has Everyone Buzzing, But Not Because It’s Good
Planetary defense, how to leave Russia, and the man who lived alone in the forest for 26 years
Saoirse Ronan Is The New Queen Of Whodunits in 'See How They Run'
'The Woman King' Is The Black, Female Avengers
“The Woman King” Is The Black, Female Avengers
Active couch potatoes, unbuttoned jeans, and rethinking our relationship to fat
'Barbarian' Delivers The Best Theater Experience Of The Year
“Barbarian” Delivers The Best Theater Experience Of The Year
Job advice, an A.I. demon, and Crocs made out of sushi
The Future Of Cinema Is...Old Movies
The Future of Cinema Is…Old Movies?
Nicole Kidman's AMC ad is getting a sequel!
Genie In A Bottle Doesn't Answer My Wish For "Three Thousand Years Of Longing"
Genie In A Bottle Doesn’t Answer My Wish For “Three Thousand Years Of Longing”
The Metaverse, the cult of A24, and the school where teachers can spank students
Aubrey Plaza Goes Full Heisenberg in 'Emily The Criminal'
Aubrey Plaza Goes Full Heisenberg In “Emily The Criminal”
"Quiet Quitting," USA Mullet Championships and Dev Patel as the next Bond
'Bodies Bodies Bodies' Explains Gen Z And Delights Along The Way
“Bodies Bodies Bodies” Explains Gen Z And Delights Along The Way
John Mayer's improv, vaccine boosters and sports bras made of castor oil
Are Action Comedies Dead? "Bullet Train" Makes A Case
Are Action-Comedies Dead? “Bullet Train” Makes A Case
The Ohio man who mailed feces to Republicans
'Thirteen Lives' Is Trapped In The Cave Of Streaming
“Thirteen Lives” Is Trapped In The Cave Of Streaming
"Nope" Wants To Challenge You. "The Gray Man" Doesn't
“Nope” Wants To Challenge Audiences. “The Gray Man” Doesn’t
Malcolm Gladwell says curiosity is a habit, not a trait
'Where The Crawdads Sing' Proves Not All Book Adaptations Are Bad
“Where The Crawdads Sing” Proves Not All Book Adaptations Are Bad
Tim Tebow, Taika Waititi and the Russian gamblers who bet on a fake cricket league
The 10 Best Movies Of The Year ... So Far
Why It's Time to Embrace Horror Movies like 'The Black Phone'
Why It’s Time To Embrace Horror Movies Like “The Black Phone”
Brad Pitt, Brian Windhorst and the people getting bladder surgery to avoid bathroom breaks
Tom Hanks Spoils Austin Butler As "Elvis"
Tom Hanks Spoils Austin Butler As “Elvis”
'Height psychology,' French Bulldog paranoia and the crazy story behind TikTok hit 'Jiggle Jiggle'
'Lightyear,' 'Spiderhead,' And The Best Documentary Of The Year
“Lightyear,” “Spiderhead,” and The Best Documentary of the Year: “Navalny”
What's crazier - paying $19 million for lunch or doing 7,000 pullups in 24 hours?
Why The Heck Do I Like Bob Dylan? Let Me Explain
Why The Heck Do I Like Bob Dylan? Let Me Explain
My glossy mag debut! Plus, the Google engineer who is certain its AI has reached sentience
Adam Sandler Doesn't 'Hustle' - That's His Charm
Adam Sandler Doesn’t “Hustle” - That’s His Charm
Why bees are now legally considered fish, and Winnie The Pooh is now a serial killer
"Top Gun: Maverick" Hits The Fan Service Jackpot
“Top Gun: Maverick” Hits The Fan Service Jackpot
What happens to all that half-used hotel soap when we check out?
All 'Men' Suck. Even The Movie
All “Men” Suck, Even The Movie
Weight loss, a phone booth-less NYC and the luckiest Yankees fan on the planet
Free diving with sharks, Musk vs. Bezos and the Eurovision Song Contest
'Operation Mincemeat' Shows Why Netflix Is Faltering
“Operation Mincemeat” Shows Why Netflix Is Faltering
This Ukrainian dog has detected over 200 explosives and counting
With 22 New Shows To Pick From, TV Is No Longer A Communal Experience
With 22 New Shows To Pick From, TV Is No Longer A Communal Experience
Fictosexuals, celebrity chef mobsters and the surgery to make you three inches taller
What A Week! "The Northman," Nick Cage and New Céline Sciamma
What A Week! “The Northman,” Nick Cage and New Céline Sciamma
Did the FBI steal a Civil War gold treasure worth $500 million?
The Movies I Watched This Week, You Should Watch Next Week
The Movies I Watched This Week, You Should Watch Next Week
This woman charges $10K to come up with your baby's name
Michael Bay Comes Back for the Action Movie Throne with 'Ambulance'
Michael Bay Comes Back for the Action Movie Throne with “Ambulance”
What happens when a driverless car gets pulled over by the cops?
One of the Best Movies of the Decade: 'Everything Everywhere All At Once'
One of the Best Movies of the Decade: “Everything Everywhere All At Once”
Kareem, Paul Rudd, Mo Salah, and the 75-year-old who struck out a minor leaguer in a real game
How To 'Fix' The Oscars | Plus, Our Picks Pool Leaderboard!
How To ‘Fix’ The Oscars | Plus, Our Picks Pool Leaderboard!
The best internet reactions to "The Slap" heard round the world
Oscars Preview! Where to Stream the Potential Winners, Plus My Official Ballot
Enter my 2nd annual Oscars Picks Pool! It's Free!
Pixar Comes for Our Hearts Again in 'Turning Red'
Pixar Comes For Our Hearts Again in “Turning Red”
Did Dua Lipa steal her most popular song?
Movies Are Back! Thanks to 'The Batman'
Movies Are Back! Thanks to “The Batman”
Slap-fighting, defecating runners and a notorious criminal black bear
Which TV Shows Should You Be Watching? There’s Too Many To Count
Which TV Shows Should You Be Watching? There's Too Many To Count
This magician slave mailed himself to freedom
In 'Uncharted,' Tom Holland is the Ghost of Mark Wahlberg Past
In “Uncharted,” Tom Holland is the Ghost of Mark Wahlberg Past
What do Soderbergh, J-Lo and Agatha Christie have in common? Movies out this week!
What Do Soderbergh, J-Lo and Agatha Christie Have In Common?
My favorite Super Bowl commercial, which no one saw
Discover the Masterpiece that is 'The Worst Person in the World'
Discover the Masterpiece That Is “The Worst Person in the World”
This $128 million jewel heist is better than any Ocean's movie
'Pam and Tommy' Can't Escape Its Exploitation
“Pam and Tommy” Can’t Escape Its Exploitation
Robots have taken over Olympic Village (seriously)
'The Fallout' is the first great movie of 2022
“The Fallout” Is The First Great Movie of 2022
Instagrammers are cloning their pets to prolong social media fame
10 Movies You Need to See on Amazon Prime Video
10 Movies You Need To See On Amazon Prime Video
The solution for inequality? Give away your children
False Face Must Hide What 'The Tragedy of Macbeth' Doth Know
False Face Must Hide What “The Tragedy of Macbeth” Doth Know
This bedridden man invented a cure for his own disease
Conspiracy conference-goers swear illness outbreak wasn't Covid, it was...anthrax