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Every Movie I Watched in 2023, Ranked
The Great Man Myths of “Ferrari” and “Maestro”
Awards Dump! 'Maestro,' 'Poor Things,' 'American Fiction,' 'Zone Of Interest'
The very best internet content of 2023!
Loose Leashes Sink Awards Ships: Netflix's "Leave The World Behind" And "May December"
Loose Leashes Sink Awards Ships: Netflix’s “Leave The World Behind” and “May December”
How much does Flo from Progressive make in a year? Meet the actress behind the icon
Toasting Another Octogenarian Master: Hiyao Miyazaki's 'The Boy and the Heron'
Toasting Another Octogenarian Master: Hayao Miyazaki’s “The Boy And The Heron”
Are 'Elf' and 'Love Actually' the last Christmas classics we’ll ever get?
'Napoleon' Comes Up A Little Short (Pun Intended)
“Napoleon” Comes Up A Little Short (Pun Intended)
Cinephile Bucket Lists 20% Off! Black Friday Sale
Travis Kelce on T-Swift, Lauren Sanchez on Bezos, and GQ on Andre 300: a celeb profile trifecta
Anxiety Rules The Day For A24 and 'Dream Scenario'
Anxiety Rules The Day For A24 And “Dream Scenario”
A Barbenheimer knock-off movie is coming: “D-Cup, A-Bomb”
Evaluating Awards Contenders: 'Anatomy of a Fall' and 'The Holdovers'
BACK ON SALE! My 100 Best Movie Recommendations
Would you camp out five months for concert tickets?
The Abject Perfectionism of David Fincher's 'The Killer'
The Abject Perfectionism Of David Fincher’s “The Killer”
Magic Johnson, a $235 million treasure hunt and the hottest pepper on earth
What "Killers of the Flower Moon" Taught Me About My Oklahoma Upbringing
What “Killers Of The Flower Moon” Taught Me About My Oklahoma Upbringing
Romance? “Fair Play” Shows High Finance Is The Real Nightmare
Michael Lewis, ugly fund managers and "the tenant from hell"
The Beautiful, Empty World Of 'The Creator'
The Beautiful, Empty World Of “The Creator”
Nude dinners, 'clowncore' shoes, and the new etiquette of phone calls
The Difference Between Cinema And Content: 'No One Will Save You'
The Difference Between Cinema and Content: “No One Will Save You”
A puffer jacket that cools down your body using beer
Finally! 'Dumb Money' Is A Movie Of The Moment
Finally! “Dumb Money” Is A Movie Of The Moment
Hasan Minhaj is lying, and so are your cold meds
Previewing The Best Movie Season Lineup In Years
Previewing The Best Movie Season Lineup In Years
Rotten Tomatoes sucks, but your car's privacy policy is worse
The Warm Embrace Of Denzel's Knuckle Sandwich In 'The Equalizer 3'
The Warm Embrace Of Denzel’s Knuckle Sandwich In “The Equalizer 3”
The Moral Hazards of Being Beautiful
Ayo Edebiri And Rachel Sennott Are The Chosen Ones After Teen Sex Comedy 'Bottoms'
Ayo Edebiri And Rachel Sennott Are The Chosen Ones After Teen Sex Comedy “Bottoms”
A new space race, the cost of sports betting and what the heck happened in 2012
What movies, shows, music, podcasts and articles to spend your precious time on
10 Movies You Need To Watch On Netflix
10 Movies You Need To Watch On Netflix
Gray divorce, a honeybee crisis and murder by mushroom
'Sound of Freedom' And The Inescapable Shadow Of Politics At The Box Office
“Sound Of Freedom” And The Inescapable Shadow Of Politics At The Box Office
Dirty jobs: Chief Uno Player, fake bear at a zoo, slippery stairs world champion
'Oppenheimer' Attempts to Explode My Anti-Christopher Nolan Soap Box
“Oppenheimer” Tries To Explode My Anti-Christopher Nolan Sentiment
What time do Americans eat dinner? Plus: the market for $80,000 jeans
'Barbie' Makes Me Believe In The Movies Again
“Barbie” Makes Me Believe In The Movies Again
I'm Sorry, I Reject "Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part 1"
Hazing, Heists and Hot Hot Weather
Surviving 27: A Birthday Essay
Say A Big, Bloated Goodbye To 'Indiana Jones'
Say A Big, Bloated Goodbye To “Indiana Jones”
Invite your friends to read 'No Content For Old Men'
Digital Nomads, legal psychedelics and a steroid-friendly Olympic alternative
Jennifer Lawrence Is A Movie Star Again In 'No Hard Feelings'
Jennifer Lawrence Is A Movie Star Again In “No Hard Feelings”
Why you should never use subtitles...please, stop using subtitles!
Let Wes Cook! 'Asteroid City' Is Pure, Uncut Anderson
Let Wes Cook! “Asteroid City” Is Pure, Uncut Anderson
This guy got out of 44 tickets by saying his girlfriend stole his car
Love, Providence, And The Mind-Expanding Genius Of 'Past Lives'
Love, Providence, And The Mind-Expanding Genius Of “Past Lives”
Covid in your feces, AI chatbot sermons, and the $130,000 speeding ticket
'Spider-Man: Across The Spider-Verse' Is The Best Movie Of The Year, And Maybe More
“Spider-Man: Across The Spider-Verse” Is The Best Movie Of The Year, And Maybe More
The Texas high school barbecue state championships are my new bucket list sporting event
Julia Louis-Dreyfus Has First World Problems In 'You Hurt My Feelings'
Julia Louis-Dreyfus Has First World Problems In “You Hurt My Feelings”
Trash-collecting samurai, 'Trump Bucks,' and the college golfer who shot 276 in one round
Why There Are No New Movie Stars: 'Sanctuary'
Why There Are No New Movie Stars: “Sanctuary”
The new show people are binging? Microsoft's compliance training videos
The story behind my Russell Westbrook story
Checking In On The State Of Marvel: 'Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 3'
A Rare Portrait Of A Loving Family In 'Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret'
A Rare Portrait Of A Loving Family In “Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret”
Sydney Sweeney and Glenn Powell ... we shipping this?
Jake Gyllenhaal Is Guy Ritchie's Latest Superhero In "The Covenant"
Jake Gyllenhaal Is Guy Ritchie’s Latest Superhero In “The Covenant”
Can 14 Flamin’ Hot Fritos be added to the middle of a burrito and retain their crunch?
'Beau Is Afraid' Might Be The Most Ambitious Movie Ever
“Beau Is Afraid” Might Be The Most Ambitious Movie Ever
A dating tax simulator, a $29 dollar ham-and-cheese, and a 3-inch Chihuahua
'Air' Takes Us Back to 1984, The Good Ol' Days Of Film
“Air” Takes Us Back To 1984, The Good Il’ Days Of Film
Philly cheesesteaks in Pakistan and a new numerical system in Alaska
“A Thousand And One” Reasons To Leave New York
'A Thousand And One' Reasons To Leave New York City
Wooly mammoth meatballs, size 23 shoes and what stretching really does to your muscles
'John Wick: Chapter 4' Is A Videogame. Get Used To It
“John Wick: Chapter 4” Is A Videogame. Get Used To It
The truth about Long Covid, Virginia BBQ and the $200 girl scout cookie craze
Step Aside, Movies. It's TV Season
Step Aside, Movies. It’s TV Season
Oscars Pool Results! Plus The State Of The Academy Awards
My 2023 Oscars Ballot! Plus 'Creed III' And 'Operation Fortune'
My 2023 Oscars Ballot! Plus “Creed III” And “Operation Fortune”
Hire a fake assistant, register your firearm and stop letting kids cook instant noodles
'Cocaine Bear' And The Curse Of A Good Trailer
“Cocaine Bear” And Curse Of A Good Movie Trailer
A new miracle weight-loss drug, plus the definitive cure for hiccups
It's Time! Enter My Third Annual Oscars Picks Pool!
It’s Time! Enter My Third Annual Oscars Picks Pool!
A man with prostate cancer suddenly developed an Irish accent...seriously
“Winnie The Pooh: Blood And Honey” Is The Future Of Movies??
This is your chance to feed your ex to a zoo animal on Valentine's Day
M. Night Shyamalan Might Be One Of Our Most Important Filmmakers, But He's Far From Our Best
M. Night Shyamalan Might Be One Of Our Most Important Filmmakers, But He’s Far From Our Best
Here are etiquette rules for your post-pandemic social life
The Current State Of Romantic Comedies: 'You People,' 'Shotgun Wedding'
The Current State Of Romantic Comedies: “You People,” “Shotgun Wedding”
The fountain of youth costs $2 million per year
Oscar Nominations Set The Narrative For The Year In Movies
Oscar Nominations Set The Narrative For The Year In Movies
Surgeons removed an unexploded grenade lodged in Ukrainian soldier’s chest
In 'M3GAN,' Irony Has Finally Won The Culture War
In “M3GAN,” Irony Has Finally Won The Culture War
There Are 'Women Talking,' And I'm Crying
There Are “Women Talking,” And I’m Crying
Robot lawyers, the McGold Card, and the cat worth $97 million
The State of Netflix: 'White Noise,' 'Bardo,' 'Pinocchio'
The State Of Netflix: “White Noise,” “Bardo,” “Pinocchio”
This woman "stole" some lotto tickets at company gift exchange and cashed $175,000